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PROTECTRESS, a novella in verse, is a modern-day sequel to the Medusa myth, in which Medusa and her sisters have lived into the present and must contend with Athena, who, raised in the toxic masculinity of Olympus, is trying to slut-shame and victim-blame Medusa for having been raped by Poseidon in Athena’s temple. But the gorgons aren’t having any of it, and they’re not alone–a host of women from Greek myth come to their aid. There’s also a very good boi dragon, Ladon.

Here’s a sample. The gorgons have left their everyday lives in the US and France and returned to their original home, a sea-cave in Greece. They’re trying to figure out how to stop Athena’s campaign against Medusa, which includes trying to drive Medusa mad. They realize they can’t do it alone, so they’ve invited friends to a brainstorming party. Here’s everyone arriving to the party.

Three sisters arrive first,
these oft-tricked by hubristic men,
daughters of Nyx who give off,
paradoxically and resplendently,
great banners of light.
The Hesperides are glad to leave
their little garden, where they must
spend their days tending
apples of immortality,
playing with an easily-bored
dragon, and currying favor with
Hera.

Indeed, Hera accompanies them,
followed by the puppy-like
Ladon, who cavorts
and tumbles and leans on
everyone’s legs, begging for
attention and petting behind his
great floppy scaly ears.

I thought you were running
some kind of
hearth-home
bullshit group,
Hera,
says Euryale.
The goddess sighs
deeply and
the corner of her mouth
twitches
unhappily.
I changed my mind,
she says.
The nymphs invited me,
I can go if you don’t—
no, says Euryale, but
what are you doing here,
now?

I—
she closes her eyes
and puts up her hands
defensively—
I do other things,
now. I—
I teach self-defense
and anti-harassment training
and—

Hera! says Stheno
putting her arm around the
shorter woman.
Euryale,
did you know that Hera’s
foundation paid for
the processing of six thousand rape kits
last year?

A round-faced woman
pops up on the other side of Hera.
Io! says Stheno,
I heard you two were working together,
waggling her fingers at the two women:
Zeus be damned, am I right?

Euryale’s eyebrows assume heights
unknown to mortals
and her beautiful mouth
falls ever so slightly
open.

Let me get you some drinks,
says Stheno, who has already had
a few herself, relaxing
and not having to be forgettable
for the first time in many years.
More trios and triads arrive:
Thriae, Naxians, Mysians,
Asterionides.

Quartets and quintets
and solo travelers:
hamadryads and naiads,
happy maenads bringing
boxes of wine and
skins of ouzo.

Ladon is the favored guest
until at last he stretches out,
scales on stone,
and sleeps, his long
whiskers gently rising
and settling like the sun.